| Title | Artist | Time | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Handy | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 2:56 | ||
| 2 | Lame Claim to Fame | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:45 | ||
| 3 | Foil | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 2:22 | ||
| 4 | Sports Song | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 2:14 | ||
| 5 | Word Crimes | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:43 | ||
| 6 | My Own Eyes | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:40 | ||
| 7 | NOW That's What I Call Polka! | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 4:06 | ||
| 8 | Mission Statement | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 4:28 | ||
| 9 | Inactive | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 2:56 | ||
| 10 | First World Problems | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 3:13 | ||
| 11 | Tacky | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 2:53 | ||
| 12 | Jackson Park Express | "Weird Al" Yankovic | 9:05 |
